I am so thrilled to have Vanessa from Boob in the Tube in the guest chair - or should I say beach chair - today! If you've ever browsed Boob in the Tube's blog, you know that these ladies know how to capture the very essence of a SoCal beach girl. With salt in their hair and flowers everywhere, Boob in the Tube will make you crave the sea and its shores, so be sure to go say, hello, to these stylin' SoCal babes!
Here it is. Vanessa's SoCal Girl Essentials:
1. Sex Wax.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.
2. The Purchase by Canvas Surfboards
A surfboard that looks good with all your bathing suits.
Channel your inner Bond girl with a sexy wettie.
Smaller the bikini, bigger the score!